Make your own coffee table out of garbage!
May 9, 2012 § 7 Comments
Dave: Help me drag this pallet to the trash.
Libby: I’m saving that. It’s good wood.
Dave: It’s a shipping pallet. It’s garbage, and we are NOT saving it.
Libby: Just leave it there. I’m going to make a coffee table out of it.
Dave: A what?!
Dave: We are not having a table made out of garbage in our house, and we are not the PETERSIKS.
Libby: Not in the house. On the patio. Just think of how rugged it will look with our outside chairs.
Dave: This is some crazy-ass blogging idea, isn’t it? You’ll make some splintery table, then write a story about it in the blog. And before you know it, EVERYONE will be making crappy coffee tables out of garbage.
Libby: I only need one more pallet to make the coffee table I’m envisioning. Can you get a pallet from work?
Dave: How about if you just ENVISION this in the trash pile? How about that, because that’s where it’s going.