June 4, 2012 § Leave a comment
Dave: The tractor is going to need new tires soon.
Libby: You can get some new ones on Craig’s List.
Libby: Oh, yes. I saw some tractor tires there when I was looking for baby chicks.
Dave: You’re not going to buy baby chicks on Craig’s List.
Libby: Ok, full grown chickens then.
Dave: No chickens.
Libby: We need 7 or 8 hens and a rooster.
Dave: NO CHICKENS. What is it with you and chickens?
Libby: Plus a little rolling chicken coop that we can pull all over the yard, so the chickens can eat the worms and bugs.
Dave: Chickens attract rats. We’re NOT getting chickens.
Libby: How about goats then?
Dave: Goats are WORSE. They’ll hop all over the yard and jump on the car.
Libby: Can you at least make me a chicken coop?
Dave: Not rolling. Stationary; with rat-proof fencing. And no rooster.