Checking up on the compost pile
August 16, 2012 § 6 Comments
Dave: Stop looking in the compost pile all the time.
Libby: I can’t help it. Have you LOOKED in there?
Libby: There are thousands of worms, and it makes a humming sound…it’s its own eco-system.
Dave: Just stop looking in there all the time. Ok? It’s weird.
Libby: I put a pair of your shorts in there last week, and now they’re gone. The compost worms ate them.
Dave: Do you know how disgusting that is?
Libby: I bet you could put a whole dead coyote in there, or a cow…even a person. How long do you think it would take to compost a person?
Dave: STOP it. Please, just stop it.
Libby: I’m just wondering.
Dave: STOP wondering. You’re trying to give me nightmares.