Checking up on the compost pile

August 16, 2012 § 6 Comments

Dave:  Stop looking in the compost pile all the time.

Libby:  I can’t help it.  Have you LOOKED in there?

Dave:  No.

Libby:  There are thousands of worms, and it makes a humming sound…it’s its own eco-system.

Dave:   Just stop looking in there all the time.  Ok?  It’s weird.

Libby:  I put a pair of your shorts in there last week, and now they’re gone.  The compost worms ate them.

Dave:  Do you know how disgusting that is?

Libby:  I bet you could put a whole dead coyote in there, or a cow…even a person.  How long do you think it would take to compost a person?

Dave:  STOP it.  Please, just stop it.

Libby:  I’m just wondering.

Dave:  STOP wondering.  You’re trying to give me nightmares.

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