Killer cows and crazy men
September 17, 2012 § 8 Comments
Conversation between Dave and our land partner Bernie:
Bernie: I almost got killed by the bull today.
Dave: The one with the big horns?
Bernie: Oh yeah. He almost killed me.
Bernie: Thank goodness I was able to run to the tractor, or I could have been gored to death.
Dave: Maybe we need to go out there.
If you were nearly gored by a bull, wouldn’t you stay away from that bull later? Why, oh why would you GO BACK OUT THERE and tempt the beast?
That bull is asking to be made into ribeye steaks.