Killer cows and crazy men

September 17, 2012 § 8 Comments

Conversation between Dave and our land partner Bernie:

Bernie: I almost got killed by the bull today.

Dave:  The one with the big horns?

Bernie:  Oh yeah.  He almost killed me.

Dave:  Really?

Bernie:  Thank goodness I was able to run to the tractor, or I could have been gored to death.

Dave:  Maybe we need to go out there.

Bernie:  Probably.

If you were nearly gored by a bull, wouldn’t you stay away from that bull later?  Why, oh why would you GO BACK OUT THERE and tempt the beast?

That bull is asking to be made into ribeye steaks.

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